awolden (adj.) - descriptive of that which is familiar and yet mysterious, that which is well understood yet at the same time baffling, completely obvious and known to all, yet routinely misunderstood, such as the massiveness of the ground or the baffling heart-stopping weirdness of having a hand that you can move.
  
bagstatter (vb.) - to repeat a stupid gesture or sound in order to make it look as if it were intentional the first time.
  
declayunk (n.) - a conversation consisting entirely of anecdotes, the point of each amounting to something happening which was liked or disliked.
  
dag (vb.) - to engage in the subtle affectionate art of deeply insulting someone in a way that entertains and pleasures them.
  
effubula (n.) - the microthin layer of psychic flab that precedes actual bodily fat.
  
elay (vb.) - to endeavour to make another person’s low-quality contribution to a conversation acceptable or brilliant thereby making both of you feel high-quality (complements dag).
  
ellipsikuja (n.) - being wrong by being absolutely right at the wrong time.
  
faharta (n.) - a fabulous amount of effort that pathetically small distances sometimes seem to require to cross.
  
forewoebegone (adj.) - currently sad about future regret.
  
gekido (n.) - an access of fury occasioned by banging one’s head or stubbing one’s toe. The gekido is usually of such primitive immediacy, that it induces one to blame inanimate objects.
  
grictus (n.) - a smile that expresses a feeling that is exactly half-way between courtesy and anguish.
  
guggerstrasse (n.) - the feeling of awkwardness, exposure or panic induced by accidentally being oneself at work.
  
hoplundie (n.) - the stark and poignant absence of soaps, lotions, shampoos, pebbles, mirrors, postcards and inexplicable tiny chrome instruments in the bathroom after your girlfriend has moved out.
  
insuffence (n.) - allowing a horrible-beautiful sunset to penetrate your exquisite loneliness.
  
juvalarmu (adj.) - eye-snapping clarity and physical peace occasioned by a purge.
  
kakkanad (n.) - sudden and appalling realisation that you are no longer carrying the valuable thing you’ve been carrying all day.

Part Two can be found here.